Mad Science; a photo diary.

Working in a lab can be boring and tedious at times, sitting in front of a computer for the better part of nine hours a night may cause some form of brain rot. However, this career choice has paid off in the last twenty-four hours, as the higher-ups have begun cleaning out storage.

Yesterday, before departing my place of work, I was presented with a box full of free goodies – primarily outdated pyrex beakers. I snagged two of them, and my maniacal plan finally became a reality. 'Tis the season, after all, right?



So off to my own secret lab, hidden beneath my apartment of doom, past the blast doors and wall-o-flame, to concoct potions of the everyday sort. I've formulated potions for; color changing, mood enhancing, love, growth or shrinking, speed or strength, invisibility, flight, and other, top secret things of that variety.

My test subject is none other, than the psychotic kitten I've deemed "Dax" for the time being. The results, were very interesting.



This ultra enhanced cat, originally a foot in length, has increased in size by approximately 36.2% temporarily escaped my lab...And he ate some poor fellers dog. (10 points for quote matching. I don't really say “fellers”, ever.)

As with most formulas, the effects eventually wore off...and there were side effects.



It may not look it now, but for 30 minutes, this cat had super-strength and was roughly the size of my apartment.

Mad scientists are a lost breed. Nikola Tesla was officially the last of his kind, Inventing some things that are, to this day, locked away from prying eyes. He's also played by David Bowie in the Illusionist, which gives someone bonus points.

I'd like to see more mad scientists sprout up in the next few years, maybe they hold the true key to the apocalypse – or at the very least, my ability to fly or teleport.

Now, Imagine me, only being Bad Horses mare, using the combined power of my beakers.

**No Daxes were harmed or enlarged in the making of this article**